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Mal was für Hunde/katzenliebhaber...leidernurinenglish
Dear Dogs and Cats,
>
> The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
> other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a
> paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim
> for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
> aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
>
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack
> Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
> help because I fall faster than you can run.
>
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
> about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
> ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
> when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
> other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
> that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the
> other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm..
>
> For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
> by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,
> it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or
> get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must
> exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the
> bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required.
>
> The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's
> butt. I cannot stress this enough!
>
> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on
> our front door:
>
> To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
>
> 1. They live here. You don't.
>
> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
> furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
>
> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
>
> 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
> who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
>
> Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
> they:
>
> 1. Eat less
>
> 2. Don't ask for money all the time
>
> 3 Are easier to train
>
> 4. Normally come when called
>
> 5. Never ask to drive the car
>
> 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
>
> 7. Don't smoke or drink
>
> 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
>
> 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
>
> 10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
>
> And finally,
>
> 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
>
>
> The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
> other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a
> paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim
> for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
> aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
>
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack
> Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
> help because I fall faster than you can run.
>
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
> about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
> ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
> when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
> other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know
> that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the
> other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm..
>
> For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
> by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut,
> it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or
> get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must
> exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the
> bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance is not required.
>
> The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's
> butt. I cannot stress this enough!
>
> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on
> our front door:
>
> To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
>
> 1. They live here. You don't.
>
> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
> furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
>
> 3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
>
> 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
> who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
>
> Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because
> they:
>
> 1. Eat less
>
> 2. Don't ask for money all the time
>
> 3 Are easier to train
>
> 4. Normally come when called
>
> 5. Never ask to drive the car
>
> 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
>
> 7. Don't smoke or drink
>
> 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
>
> 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
>
> 10. Don't need a 'gazillion' dollars for college.
>
> And finally,
>
> 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
>
Re: Mal was für Hunde/katzenliebhaber...leidernurinenglish
Danke Terrier, wir fühlen uns jetzt ertappt, Joschi und ich - zumindest teilweise...
Islands- Anzahl der Beiträge : 203
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Anmeldedatum : 25.09.07
Re: Mal was für Hunde/katzenliebhaber...leidernurinenglish
@ Admin
Cat in box - oder deutsch: Breitrückenflokati mit Wedelschwanz...
@ Terrier
did you join my life - me and my bloody dogs??
Cat in box - oder deutsch: Breitrückenflokati mit Wedelschwanz...
@ Terrier
did you join my life - me and my bloody dogs??
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Re: Mal was für Hunde/katzenliebhaber...leidernurinenglish
Ich kann nich mitreden, weil: Isch habe gar keinen Hund...
...dafür hab ich aber eine liebe, hundevernarrte Kollegin, der gerade als Dritthund ein Berner Senn von einer Züchterin angetragen wurde...weil: mit dem darf sie wegen Verdacht (wohlgemerkt: Verdacht, nicht Diagnose) auf HD nicht züchten. Ist wohl ein netter Hund...
...falls irgendjemand also rein zufällig sowas brauchen kann...einfach ne PN schicken.
lg finchen
...dafür hab ich aber eine liebe, hundevernarrte Kollegin, der gerade als Dritthund ein Berner Senn von einer Züchterin angetragen wurde...weil: mit dem darf sie wegen Verdacht (wohlgemerkt: Verdacht, nicht Diagnose) auf HD nicht züchten. Ist wohl ein netter Hund...
...falls irgendjemand also rein zufällig sowas brauchen kann...einfach ne PN schicken.
lg finchen
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